This
weekend brought the start of something new that was incredibly exciting,
overwhelmingly sad and undeniably petrifying - the birth of a 21st
Century housewife: The exciting part being moving in with my boyfriend of four
and a half years; the sad part being leaving my happy and comfortable home with
my mum; and the petrifying part? Realising how big the world actually is and having
someone else depend on me for my half of the rent and depending on someone else
for their half.
We
moved in together on Saturday, an exhausting experience all on its own,
considering we are renting a second floor flat and were running all our worldly
possessions up to it, wardrobe and double bed included. Whilst Mike assembled
the furniture, I vacuumed around him, having made him lunch and about to embark
on making the bed. Fortunately for me, the chores ended there as it was
Domino’s pizza for dinner. Sunday was spent arranging the homeware and my
possessions while my boyfriend, Mike, played golf all day. Yes you did read
that correctly.
Whilst
not being a housewife in the typical sense (my boyfriend and I are not actually
married and I do not stay at home all day while he is the breadwinner) there
are certain traits I did not expect to inherit.
So
what makes me call myself a housewife when I wouldn’t fit the description in
the dictionary? For starters, I have become the household cook. I have never
been a cook. My spaghetti has always tasted like cardboard and my pancakes end
up as Santa’s gifts to children on the naughty list. The first time I ever
cooked for Mike he ate dinner before he came over just in case. Last night,
however, I spent two hours in the kitchen preparing a roast dinner (the first
one I had ever cooked) while Mike (who actually can cook and talks to me about
it whilst doing so like he’s Jamie Oliver talking to the camera) played Xbox
and moaned about being hungry.
Was
he left hungry? Well, miraculously, the chicken was properly cooked; the Yorkshire
pudding was perhaps a little large and stodgy, so much so that we could only
eat half the dinner, and the stuffing was slightly undercooked, but not a bad
first attempt(?). Despite having done most of the washing-up whilst I was
cooking Mike still moaned at finishing it. Bad move on my part really because I
had to wash everything again this morning. It would seem that washing-up is
somehow a multi-task?

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